T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control)

This is when a woman whom has kids with another man wants to wait until marriage before ever having sex ever again with her successors.

Look at this fuck-shit meme, it says "I am a single mother with two kids. However, I will wait 'til marriage to have sex again." TF?!?!! Is this some T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) and shit?!?

by E. Irizarry He Vuelto Por 2do April 18, 2017

controller schizophrenia

This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.

"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."

by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017

Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.

Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.

by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017

Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.

"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"

by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

CJ Controls

When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.

I was going to pull off the combo, but I am playing with CJ Controls.

by LimePasta August 16, 2016

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

speedballin out of control

To do exorbitant amounts of dope (Heroin and Methamphetamine). Usually within the confines of one evening at the trap. Often accompanied by drug buddies, assorted paraphernalia, and no regard for any type of human reason.

"Yo did you see Jess at the trap last night? That bitch was speedballin out of control!!"
"Yeah that bitch ain't human!!"

"She just likes to play 'let's see how high we can get without needing defibrillator' crazy bitch!"

by ·crystal·black·persuasion· May 5, 2018