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Hop on Clash of Clans

Said to someone after they raid your base in COC. When this victim is raided the person who attacked is legally obliged to have sex with them every day until they get 20 3 star attacks for them on the victim's COC account.
Woman: "I just raided your base."
Man: "Hop on Clash of Clans."
Woman: "NO PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
by SkibidiDonkeyMan July 21, 2024
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Buy back clause

Buy back clause - when an individual adds an element to a break up message so that you can come back later
I told her I will always love her when we broke up ,you always have to have a buy back clause just in case .
by Onimathe August 20, 2024
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The Mockingbird Clause

Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.
Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!

Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
by Rob98000 July 8, 2024
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The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
by Plant.mami December 8, 2024
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Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole
Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus
by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
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Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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