anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

cancergoth

A goth whose face does not exist without makeup. One who has taken "ugliness is pretty" a bit too far

I never even realized she was cancergoth until I saw her without makeup

by sciurus July 25, 2004

cantertoom

A cantertoom is someone that enjoys licking the dust off bricks.
Cantertoomphobia - the fear of licking dust of bricks

"You old Cantertoom!" said Sally to her Grandfather.

by Ryan The First Son Of Robin Of Athelos. August 4, 2007

cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008

cannaries

noun - Slang term for breasts.

"Damn, check out the cannaries on THAT chick!"

by Drance March 23, 2010

cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

by frabrizio February 21, 2017

cancer cell

A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.

that dudes a cancer cell.

by Doredude March 15, 2018