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buffalo hump

When one is kicked, or kneed specifically in the butthole, then they are said to be experiencing how it would feel to be penetrated by a buffalo.
Chris was bending over to pick up the remote, so I gave him the buffalo humps and it floored him for like, 5 minutes!
by Joe Stover January 5, 2006
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Buffalo Belch

The act of forced and unexpected vomiting while engaged in sex.

A man takes a girl on a date and pays for an expensive dinner, laden with lots of corn, green beans, and/or mashed potatoes, perhaps some lobster and steak. The girl eats until she is stuffed and then the man orders her a desert of something rich and filling like cheesecake to seal the deal and make her overfull. Once the man is back at her house, he asks for sex in payment for the expensive dinner he bought her. Though she is full, she accepts and they beging intercourse. Midway through, when the man senses her full stomach is really bothering her, he thrusts his penis hard and deep, thereby causing her to vomit all over the bed. Immeadiately (before even pulling out) he scoops the steaming vomit onto his chest with his hands.
"dude, see that girl? i made her buffalo belch the other night."
by Keith Hayes November 11, 2008
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Water Buffalo

A water buffalo is a very obese person on a team. Instead of running with everyone elese, he/she spends their time sitting on the sidelines drinking all of the team water.
Player 1: "Hey, look at Billy, hes just sitting there drinking all of the water"
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."
by theycallmejon August 26, 2009
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Buffalo 66

When a story takes longer to tell than it took for the actual event. Usually because the verbose story teller adds unnecessary details rendering the story unlistenable. The story teller will undoubtedly get hung on up on details that are irrelevant to the story itself.
Dude, Brian just Buffalo 66'd the hell out of us with that story. I feel like I lost half the day.
by The Pteradactyl April 20, 2010
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Buffalo Grove

A suburb in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago. Students in Buffalo Grove either attend Stevenson High School or Buffalo Grove High School. In case you're wondering, BGHS is better. Whenever the two schools meat in a sport, Stevenson comes up with an incredibly offensive cheer, only to be shot down later when they lose.

Example: Boys volleyball game in 2006.

Stevenson cheer: "BG swallows!"
Buffalo Grove wins the match
BG cheer: "Now who swallows?"
Buffalo Grove beats Stevenson at practically every sport.
by bison4eva January 8, 2007
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buffalo

Trucker slang, refers to a male who is willing to perform sexual acts with a driver (for free). A male who requires payment for services rendered is a "pro buffalo".
There's a buffalo workin' the picklepark on eastbound 30 tonight, if ya can't get ya some real beaver.
by Mount May 22, 2004
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water buffalo

to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.
John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.
by MenicStargazer July 4, 2010
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