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Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.
Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020
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Robbie Brown

by Colest man ever November 27, 2020
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Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide
After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities
by Plattimus July 18, 2020
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Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children
by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020
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Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.
I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
by Rod Byron January 17, 2018
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The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
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