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Bread Burmp

Street name for ketamine when insufflated and not applied in IV/IM formats
Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp
by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009
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lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.
**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014
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special bread

hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread
by specialbread May 16, 2019
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Bread Drink

Beer, especially one rich in nutrients from the yeast used to ferment it.
The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.

Cheems likes his Bread drinks, blends them up real good.
by Serious Commenter January 1, 2022
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Mechanical Bread

Something to be reconciled by chemical heads
Chemical head, I’m in denial, I reconcile mechanical bread
by Jesus ieieoeieie March 15, 2023
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Tuna Bread

You people sicken me, you ruined my username
i hate you guys, my username, Tuna Bread was perfect.
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
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dead bread

by Niggazinpariz October 24, 2017
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