Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp
by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009
Get the Bread Burmpmug. Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.
**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014
Get the lembas breadmug. by specialbread May 16, 2019
Get the special breadmug. The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.
Cheems likes his Bread drinks, blends them up real good.
Cheems likes his Bread drinks, blends them up real good.
by Serious Commenter January 1, 2022
Get the Bread Drinkmug. by Jesus ieieoeieie March 15, 2023
Get the Mechanical Breadmug. by TunaBread July 1, 2020
Get the Tuna Breadmug. by Niggazinpariz October 24, 2017
Get the dead breadmug.