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Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
by The Osirus September 14, 2016
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blanket burner

A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.
Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.
by They call me nasty October 10, 2022
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Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.
Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.
by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022
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Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024
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Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.
Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.
by cambonie May 4, 2020
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Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.
"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."
by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020
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thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.
My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.
by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021
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