Accountress

An Accountress is a female, or homosexual male accountant to which you have to seek important financial documents from. They are often feared and revered as the gate-keeper of information and you hesitate to approach them sometimes because of their busy work schedule. They have ability to be evil, but do not go out of their way. DO NOT CROSS THEM!

email format -

Bill: I have to visit the Accountress' office to get last month's income statements.
Jim: Be careful, it's close to month end, proceed with caution. Deadline's and stupid questions irritate an Accountress.

by lastwon February 25, 2011

accidrunkenly

To perform an act due to a combination of drunkenness and sheer accident. Drunkenness is included to give extra weight to the excuse, minimizing the clumsiness or poor-planning that a normal accident would imply.

I accidrunkenly fell down a flight of stairs

by ophio June 10, 2011

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

Accidental Twerking

Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.

Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!

by Neesied69 February 14, 2015

accidump

To accidentally defecate in your pants an amount larger than can be considered a shart.

After eating sloppy joes and drinking a 12-pack of Natural Ice, I had an accidump a few hours later.

by The Real Boyardee February 17, 2015

accibitionism

When a racy picture or situation becomes just a bit racier than was actually intended, esp. when social media is involved or when the photographer/poster is unaware of the error.

e.g., a wardrobe malfunction or poor camera placement revealing nudity or risque clothing that was intended to be merely hinted at, making "sexy" or "softcore" material more explicit.

Can also refer to accidental posting of "private" explicit photographs to a public sphere, such as Facebook.

A portmanteau of "accident" and "exhibitionism."

"Rhonda's just-out-of-the-shower selfie became a case of accibitionism when she hit 'send to all' by mistake... and then realized she was wearing the towel just a little too high to completely cover herself."

by DoubleEh October 9, 2016

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016