Armond White 

A film critic who's gotten a name for himself by praising bad movies and panning good movies. In fact, film fans on Rottentomatoes and IMDb have made it a game to place bets on when his negative review will pop up for a good movie, and vice versa

His modus operandi is reviewing films by going off into incoherent rants, patronizing whoever disagrees with him, and making incredibly vague references to "nihilism" to attack films/filmmakers he doesn't like, or their fans.

"Nolan’s dark sentimentality may seem classical to naive filmwatchers"--Armond White reviewing "Inception", proving he's incapable of writing a review without pettily talking down to people who disagree with him

"White is, as charged, a troll; a smart and knowing one, but a troll"--Roger Ebert, getting it right

Armond White by BigBookofPenPastimes July 23, 2010

White Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.

Also called young man's disease.

"Nice guys finish last?" Tony asked. "So does that make White Knight Syndrome bad?"

White Knight Syndrome by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005

Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River

Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

Sacramento Whitefish by un rubio rico May 27, 2006

White Tiger

A person who's a one-in-a-million rarity, always hunted but almost never found...

"And there's no place that I'd rather be,
When I feel your teeth sink into me
I bleed a color that I've never seen,
A beauty that makes me complete...
You're my white tiger."

Soulmate

White Tiger by WarBorn88 August 26, 2017

white peopling 

going out to do stunts only crazy people would think of doing, especially stunts you've seen in the movies, like hoping skyscraper to skyscraper, or hanging on a cliff that could lead to possible deaths

Tim went white peopling last night before getting a concussion on the head from doing flips on the edge of a high building.

white peopling by amori March 10, 2017

white knight 

A gaming term used to describe a male gamer who, in a desperate attempt to get himself laid, will attempt to woo or impress any female gamer he comes across online by being overly defensive of her and giving her special attention, such as playing as a healing class and only healing her.

Why do those white knights try so hard to impress the girls they run into online? Do they actually think they're going to get laid?

white knight by oofgnileud September 11, 2010

white shark 

A highly potenet sativa strand of Marajuana

"Dude...lets cop some of that killer white shark from sergio!!!"

white shark by Alberto May 26, 2006