whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Whack

When someone says/does some dumb shit. owned by Raheem Saunders aka heemysodreamy

Ashley likes greys anatomy therefore she is WHACK

by bigfacts2018 November 29, 2018

Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.

That person on the street is definitely a Whack-Jobber

by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018

Whack

A white/black person

Look at that whack guy!! So edgy...

by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018

Karl Whacking

Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.

Did you see those guys Karl Whacking yesterday?

Oh yes it sounds very fun.

by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

wary whack

Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".

I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.

by QuacksO February 9, 2019