The Vampire Diaries

The vampire diaries is about a teenage girl named Elena Gilbert who meets a boy named Stefan Salavtore and learns that he is a beautiful bastard vampire, Elena thinks she loves him until she meets Stefans older brother, Damon Salvatore. A much older, hotter, version of Stefan. THIS

Sherold: How do you like the show
Me: I know I love The Vampire Diaries!

by Gracie Goose October 29, 2020

Hipster Vampire

Burning in the sunlight was too mainstream, so they started sparkling instead. Twilight holds many vampire hipster examples.

"Burning in the sunlight is too mainstream," Edward Cullen, the hipster vampire, spoke coolly.

by Paigie Pie June 16, 2014

The Vampire

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period, and she finishes you by sucking her blood and your semen down her throat.

Last night after my bitch and I did the Bob Sled last night she went ahead and gave me The Vampire.

by Kooleek1 June 2, 2018

Disco ball vampire

A failed attempt to improve a tried-and-true idea by putting your own spin on it. Derived from the concept that in the Twilight series, vampires sparkle like a disco ball in the sunlight rather than burning up.

Friend one: Dude, I've got this great idea for a website! It's like facebook, but with embedded MP3's.

Friend two: sounds like a disco ball vampire.

by ManiaMan88 October 18, 2010

The vampire

To eat a girl out or give oral sex to her while she is on her period.

He gave her the vampire last night it was pretty gross.

by Aubrey H May 25, 2008

psychic vampire

a vampire how can go in to the sun light but dos not drink blood but emoshin, or enrgey, and some times thots but thats gist super stishin^^

danm...i'm so diered but i jist ate 5 candy bars i think bobs a psychic vampire....

by black winged girl May 13, 2005

Penis Vampire

A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.

Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma

Male 2: Why what happened?

Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.

Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!

by Rustee John January 9, 2009