Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021

Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being

Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.

by cmdrwest May 16, 2017

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 05, 2018

poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.

Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?

by HDCatnip March 22, 2018

Dick brain

When a girl has sex and she goes stupid over the guys dick

Man the girl I fucked last night had such bad dick brain

by May420 July 10, 2019

Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.

Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.

by a j a x March 15, 2017

relaxed brain

Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent

Trini has a relaxed brain

by Trini A September 18, 2020