tim

a british word, slang for a Catholic

1) Did you hear Rangers humped the tims 3-nil today
2) I'd rather be a darkie than a tim

by Oor_Wullie November 6, 2007

Tim

1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there.

2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf

3. another name for a toilet brush

ewww. is tht a tim ?

by GayLarry October 1, 2009

tim

following the concept of marklar, tim is a word that can be used to replace any noun, verb, or adjective. experienced "timmers" are able to comunicate with one other through use of tim in their tone and body language.

warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy

1)you gotta tim that tim
translation
you gotta do that bitch

2)dude im timin the tim hold on
translation
dude im fixing the dryer hold on

by commander cool x 2 September 2, 2008

Frosty Tim Hortons

The act of performing sexual intercourse on a doughnut and splooging on it, hence the frosting

Jordan knew he would not get any action at the party, so he performed a Frosty Tim Hortons out of desperation.

by rectal scrotum June 13, 2007

Tim Gunn it

verb - To offer constructive feedback on a design before the design is carried out to fruition. Usually reserved for fashion but can apply to pretty much anything. Refers to Tim Gunn, from the American reality TV show, Project Runway.

Other variations include using names of the judges from Project Runway ("Heidi Klum it", "Michael Kors it", "Nina Garcia it") however, these would be used to criticize something after creation and not before.

"I have the draft done but I need someone to Tim Gunn it."

"OMG, did you see Betsy Johnson's new spring collection? Shoulda Tim Gunned that shit when it was still a sketch."

by Mitzi Y. March 31, 2008

Tim

Tim is a pedophile priest with a diminuative but devoted -and obsessive- cult following. Known as member of the “Cult of Tim”, these individuals usually have some form of mental deficiency or disability.

“Who do you worship?”
“Oh, me? I worship Tim, our sexy god almighty”
“Oh. Uh... I’ll leave you to it.”

by Snuudel October 8, 2019

a snowballing Tim

A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror.

Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his door open."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."

by Andy House January 17, 2008