texas pancake

to ejaculate on a girls back and let it dry. After dried, she will peel it off and eat it. :)

Yo, dawg. Your girl seems to be fond of the texas pancake.

by Austin Deevers December 31, 2007

Texas

the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)

the only true bi-polar state texas

by texan 596 February 6, 2010

Texas

I'm from Texas. It's just another state in the U.S. I'm not racist, I've never worn a cowboy hat or boots, I've never ridden a horse or owned livestock. I don't have a truck. I've never said "Don't mess with Texas" or "Everythings bigger in Texas". I'm not an idiot, my I.Q. Is 125. I don't have sex with relatives. I don't own a flag. I've never been to a rodeo. I'm not a religious person, and I hate country music. There are stereotypical Texans here but not everyone is one of them. And out of all of the definitions for Texas (positive or otherwise) mine has better grammar. (And I am currently 16 years old. Male.)

Texas

by BlakeG. May 29, 2009

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008

Texas Car Wash

Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.

Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.

by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007

textable

Adjective, refers to when a person is able to communicate via means of text messaging.

A: I'm going to camp for a few days
B: Will you be textable?
A: Yeah, dude, unlimited texts.

by The Kaucasian September 11, 2007

Texas milkshake

The act of drinking a dairy product from the rectum of a loved one, denoting extreme devotion or love.

"I loved him so much I would drink buttermilk out of his asshole"---The quote that created the texas milkshake

by TheTexan June 19, 2009