tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

tacticool

Anyone who owns Airsoft.

Gunnar loved to slice the pie with his tacticool airsoft MP5SD.

by mrPickles September 6, 2004

Tactical Chirps

The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.

Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.

Great tactical chirpsing John! You totally won her over!

by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010

tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn

If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin

by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015

Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"

In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!

by Josie12 April 8, 2017

Tactical Nuke

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family

Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it

by O H P A P A December 4, 2019

Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021