Thern

(verb) - to owe a large amount of money to a wide variety of people; to never amount to anything.

Man, I thern a lot of money.

by MylesK April 16, 2009

Thorny

To be horny for a hammer-sized penis.

Girl: I am so thorny right now

by Thor12345 January 14, 2011

Thorney

Stupid ill informed paedophiles, who specialise in incest

You are such a Thorney

by coach of team August 26, 2009

Thorny

Being both tired and horny.

"I'm so thorny I can't stay awake long enough to finish masturbating."

by BlacOut January 17, 2015

thonged

in Australian slang 'thonged', derived from the word 'thong' meaning flip-flop shoe, means to slap or otherwise assault someone using a thong

Aussie: "He ran off with your laptop? You should have thonged the cunt"

by helenajm August 28, 2014

Big Thonk

When one has to use all of their brainpower to thonk, usually when the question at hand is rhetorical and can only be answered with said big thonk.

Guy 1: "Why doesn't this McChicken taste like chicken?"
Guy 2: "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Big Thonk"

by YoinkmanSupreme November 15, 2018

Thong

its some underwear u stick up ur ass!

dude, is she wearing a thong

by sabrina da pina July 24, 2003