Blue Tape Blowjob

The act of duct taping your balls during head, then ripping it off when you ejaculate.

Did you hear that Calvin Ligo got a blue tape blowjob from Sophia Luu.

by spongeav90 January 27, 2014

tape sword

1. An old halloween pirate sword that has magical powers and has black tape on it to keep the magic locked within.
2. A piece of tape that has envolved into a sword.

With the tape sword I shall vanquish you!

by Master Slurm October 13, 2003

taxed

In the world of modern musical arrangement, to have taxed another artist or band means to have used a blatant sample, ripped off melody, etc.

I just hit the record shop, these motherfuckers are getting taxed.

by Senor_Toast April 24, 2007

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

taper

taper is a short word for toilet paper

dude, where did you put the taper? It is there in WC

by Andrius March 3, 2008

Duct Tape

Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'

After Jason duct taped his girlfriend Allie's mouth; her protest at him duct taping her to the bed were turned into moans of agreement.

by He ate my heart instead April 26, 2010

taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.

Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."

by McBAMF March 5, 2009