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straight edge

1) The abstention from drinking, smoking, all the usual vices, in order to retain purity etc etc etc.

2) A lifestyle choice, followed from the moment one makes the life-changing decision, to the day they die. These followers of straight edge are the ones that command respect or at least acknowledgement for their choice.

3) The latest craze for all the really cool kids who think that by doing it, they transcend coolness itself into a realm that only enlightened ones can reach. They do this all just by painting Xs on their hands and not talking to anyone with un-painted hands.

4) A cool way of denying that you physically can't drink or smoke etc because you're too young.
1) Straight edge. Very noble and respectable when followed properly.

2) "That guy over there? He's straight edge, but he won't shove that fact in your face, 'cause he realises that it's his own choice. He's committed too, so all respect to him!"

3) "That guy over there? He's straight edge... though you can probably already tell that by either the sense of smug self-satisfaction written all over him, or by his thousand little ways of showing you that he's straight edge. He doesn't have a clue!"

4) "That guy over there? He's straight edge. He doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs or have sex. He doesn't even masturbate. He's 14... But by god is he straight edge!"
by gratedraindrop February 23, 2007
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Straight Spray

Noun- Object that is used on men who want to become straight.
If you think your roommate loves cock in his asshole then you use Straight Spray on him to turn his life around.
It usually works but you can not guarentee that it will change his cock giving and taking ways.
Yo bro I think John is fuckin gay I might have to use some Straight Spray on him so he will stop taking cocks in his ass on the weekend.
by GD MCDs April 16, 2009
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Straight Chodin'

To be a tool, to be annoying, or doing something that nobody else approves of or likes.
-"That guy stole my iPod!"
-"Straight chodin' bro."
by SimpleJack277 January 2, 2010
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Straight Like-back

Automatically "liking" every comment on your Facebook status.
I was really excited that John liked my comment on his FB status until I looked at the other comments and realized it was a Straight Like-back.
by Zarathud October 14, 2011
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straight to the face

The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.
As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.
by merboston December 31, 2011
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Straight to Netflix

Describing a movie with such bad acting and terrible special effects. So much so that it could have been made in someone's back yard that it didn't go to theaters or even DVD, but it ended up on the popular movie website Netflix.
This film shouldn't have been screened, I wish it went straight to Netflix so we could watch the first ten minutes, turn it off and go back to watching Lost instead of wasting our money
by CaptainM May 1, 2014
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straight paper

You can trust him. He is straight paper.
by Spark dog June 15, 2017
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