stones in pocket

To put stones in one's pockets means one is going to commit suicide. This term comes from the method of suicide employed by Virginia Woolf when she put a large stone in her pocket and walked into a river to drown herself.

That concert was so boring I was about to put stones in my pockets.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.

My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

watton at stone

Chav/townie/old people central

Shi**Ty dump in Hertfordshire full of chav's and simon

by Sperm March 10, 2005

sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".

Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.

by poisonIvy September 25, 2017

sword in the stone

sex position where the woman lies on her neck with her legs spread and the guy stands over her and dips his cock in that pussy

none that I can think of, peter north does it in a movie though

by Fil December 18, 2004

get stoned

A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.

All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!

by peace yall March 8, 2005

Stone Phone

To call anyone under the influence of marijuana. It utilises the term stoned while phoning someone.

Also means to throw large amounts of phones, knocking them out or dead. One is literally stoning someone with phones.

Dude... I got so high last night and accidently stone phoned my teacher... fuck man...

That bitch bit my ear off!!! Let's stone phone her to death

by Anal herpes April 27, 2007