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Status Kos

The neo-liberal status quo maintained on DailyKos by ridiculing those whose ideas differ from the majority.
I tried to write an insightful diary about how the queer rights movement has been hijacked by gay marriage activists, but people kept telling me I was a "concern troll." I guess what I have to say just doesn't fit into the Status Kos.
by DonBito March 7, 2009
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Statutory Rape

Dating or fucking a minor when you are over 18
Kadin will be arrested for statutory rape once he is eighteen because he only screws little boys.
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016
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Statutory rape

Statutory rape is when an adult has sexual contact with a minor. It is illegal because minors can not consent, for the exception of romeo/juliet laws
"Hey Brenda, you hear about Peter being arrested for statutory rape last night, turns out he was having sex with a 14 year old! Its so disgusting..he's in his 40s! Im so glad that statutory rape law exists!"
by Partofme December 5, 2018
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The iPhone Status Gang

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...
"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy
by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011
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Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.
Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.
by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009
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status prank

when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing
"Myspace User's Status: I like to eat penis cake" that's a status prank
by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009
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Statue of Liberty

The Statue of Liberty is a sexual position in which the woman bends over in front of the man and he penetrates her either vaginally or anally. The key factor in "The Statue of Liberty" is that the man must hold a Coors Light in his right hand and raise it above his head as if it were a torch. The man can also pretend to be holding a book in his left hand but this isn't necessary as the left hand can be used for more enjoyable things such as spanking.
Dude, I took that chick home last night and I totally did The Statue of Liberty to her.
by Dfye April 16, 2007
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