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Low Sperm Count 

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
Low Sperm Count by Matieo August 9, 2009

Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming
"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"
Whale sperm by Yourdick May 8, 2015
the white trail of ice a rocket leaves in a blue sky.
Omg look at that sky-sperm

Dude, that's a fucking mindfuck!
sky-sperm by cavepig April 18, 2009

Dirty Sperm 

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.
That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!
Dirty Sperm by TwigAndBerris August 29, 2018

involuntary sperm recipient 

one who receives unwanted skeet
David Aceveda

Austin's sperm 

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.