Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming

"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"

by Yourdick May 8, 2015

sky-sperm

the white trail of ice a rocket leaves in a blue sky.

Omg look at that sky-sperm

Dude, that's a fucking mindfuck!

by cavepig April 18, 2009

Dirty Sperm

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.

That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!

by TwigAndBerris August 29, 2018

involuntary sperm recipient

one who receives unwanted skeet

David Aceveda

by dc_deez April 8, 2004

Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

stupid sperm

a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever

you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby

by djdido September 1, 2010

waste of sperm

Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019