2 definitions by Yourdick

Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming

"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"

by Yourdick May 7, 2015

Ubsk

Receiving oral pleasure at an IKEA.

I was trying to decide between the EKTORP and the LEKSVIK collections when my girl dropped my trow and gave me a fuckin' Ubsk right there on the living room set.

by Yourdick July 22, 2009