Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

by GhostShadow August 5, 2010

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shank the skank

to blatantly stab a particularly aggrivating ho.

so she stole your boyfriend? easy solution: SHANK THE SKANK!

by laurandjessie May 24, 2008

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sankeying

The act of constantly bragging about your past even though it plays no relevance to your current life.

Sankeyer: Yeah my ERA was 9.0 and i can bench 225.
Other person: Stop sankeying dude.

Sankeyer: I was the best player out of my highschool and i know pro scouts. Anyone wanna hear me voicecrack?
Other person: No sankey, nobody cares.

by Melon has Swag May 20, 2014

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spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

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pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

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