smonking

When you smoke weed and sucking dick at the same time

Hey did you know that Esteban was smonking he so gay

by gayfaggotboi October 7, 2016

oner&smokingboner

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!

BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great

by NICk February 11, 2004

smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.

Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn

by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

smacking pen

beating off (also pen smacking)

I rented some porn and started smacking pen.

by Sean April 10, 2004

Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies

bro you're literally smoking penis rn

by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023

Smoking that "La La La"

Smoking that "La La La" is an often miss interpreted phrase, but very common phase. Originally made famous by the song by none other than Jay-Z, who often smoked that La La La, the true definition to Smoking that "La La La" is taking a bloody AIDS filled tampon, from obviously a whore, and letting it dry for several days and then smoke it like a fat blunt.

Smoking that "La La La" gave people like Pamela Anderson and Magic Johnson AIDS

by Blody Tewart November 10, 2010

smoking a clip

Smoking a full pack of cigarettes when they're lined in a row

Micah:Haha look i'm smoking a clip

Kylah:Save some for me i haven't smoked all day

by Nikesonmyfeet June 3, 2014