Slumpie

Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.

I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.

by M Fox August 26, 2012

slums

Melbourne slang; when a tram is packed and all of the seats are taken, one has to resort to sitting in the 'slums'. the slums are the steps of the tram near the electric doors.

person 1: shit this tram is packed!!!
person 2: lets just go sit in the slums...

by caseycwistian4lyfe October 21, 2008

slump

It's when you have a face piece and you just high as hell so high all you wanna do is stare at the wall or something

"Yo I was slumped as hell last night"

by hyb byrd catcher January 13, 2008

Going Slumdog Millionaire

The act of post-hyping something so much, you are practically giving said thing a blow job. This can be used in a personal, public or describing something on television as "Going Slumdog Millionaire" on something.

"Dude, did you see Slumdog Millionaire? It was so good! And I should know, I live with my mother."

"The Academy Awards was right on the money when it named Slumdog Millionaire as best picture."

Or The Indirect:
"Dude, you should watch The Office, it is so brilliant, it should win more awards than it does."

Or to describe a situation of use:
"Did you hear Tommy in first period today? He was totally "Going Slumdog Millionaire" on Beth's new earrings."

by Chuck85 February 27, 2009

Slumping

Having sex or romping in a sleeping bag.

Me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.

by Mrp3anut117 October 15, 2008

slumcut

Originating on tiktok, a "slumcut" is the exact opposite of a cumslut. They only get on their knees to pray and are, indeed, virgins.

Dude 1: "Man, look at Paula. I'm sure she's a freak."
Dude 2: "Nah bro, she's a total slumcut."

by MiloSimpery November 27, 2020

Slumped

Term commonly used amongest the highest level of fuckboys. A term primarily used by a person to indicate that they have the mental capacity of a new born and/or have no reason to live other than to fuck people over.

Person#1: "Hey, I heard that guys a stupid fuckboy"

Person #2 : "Yea, he's most certainly a SLUMPEDBOY"

by Mr.TruAf January 7, 2016