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willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis
Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.
by Love Monkey January 18, 2006
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Slappy Meat Smear

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.
Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.
by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009
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silk slipper

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.
"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007
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Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.
by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007
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It slipped

When going doggy style and you "accidentally" slip into the ass
by Doggerel May 21, 2016
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Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
by Baldmormon March 16, 2020
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Slapper

A slut who has become so loose from constant sex that her pussy flapshang down and slap together as she walks
Man that chick was such a slapper that i could here her flap music from the other side of the road
by devildamon26 February 1, 2015
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