shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and get kids they is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

stonkita

A woman rat/mouse who is stinky, smelly, and farts a lot.

The rat is being stinky, so she is a Stonkita for sure!

by Stonkita October 9, 2020

Strenks

Strenks is like Streaks on Snapchat, except Strenks might not be sent everyday like Streaks.

I send Strenks instead of Streaks

by Beck Oliver October 14, 2020

face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.

Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."

by SLEEKYx16 February 5, 2010

pepper stroke

A handjob received from a sexual partner after handling very spicy food or peppers.

Mary is queen of the pepper stroke! She gave Peter the cayenne special the other night.

by San Diegites June 23, 2010

rye stroke

Usually occurs in men after drinking too much rye.
One eye closes and one side of the mouth turns into a sneer.
The rye stroke can also induce rye rage.

I really can't drink rye too much anymore, or I become offensive and I get the rye stroke.

by perkycarrot August 2, 2011

La Stroka

La stroka is a legendary creature whose existence is suggested but is widely unrecognized. La stroka has been thought to inhabit the Indiana and Ohio planes but recent sitings in Southern Arizona have recently been documented. Those who know la stroka know that she can be overcome with a stoke at anytime but is more likely to when she is in need of large amounts of attention which occurs quite frequently. It has been said that there is no way to get rid of a la stroka except for loud mariachi music and good mexican food two things she extremely dislikes. If one can overwhelm la stroka with an excessive amount of mariachi music and mexican food it is believed that la stroka can be overcome and defeated for good.

Everything was going great until la stroka showed up and pretended to have a stroke.

Make sure you pay la stroka some attention of she'll pretend to have a stroke so everyone will sympathize with her.

by jamal higgins July 18, 2012