Shopper

Someone who can't commit to one person, but is always looking for another individual to go out with - even when they are in a relationship. Most commonly done by "shopping" or checking out online dating websites.

Her boyfriend was such a shopper - they had been dating for a year, but he was always responding to new profiles on plentyoffish and lavalife

by Jo'sBar December 21, 2008

Bipolar Shopper

A bipolar shopper is a person who when shopping buys clothing or accessories from a very expensive and high class store or boutique, then goes into another store that sells very cheap and low value clothes with 3-5 bags from one very expensive store just to show off how much they shop and all the money they have. After they enter the store, they buy very little items, still holding all the bags.

Lady enters Abercrombie & Fitch and spends 200-400$---

Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---

Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---

Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high class shopping---

Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---

Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---

Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.

Guy says to one guy- DAMN. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol

by B ii S H x L O V 3 x H A PP ii May 4, 2009

slippery sam

a shit that falls out fast enough to break the procelin

after I ate the chicken i had the best slippery sam ever.

by Eddy Mac October 9, 2006

slippery pickle

1.)A penis that has shot its load.
2.)A tough situation.

1.) That is one big slippery pickle.
2.) That is one big slippery pickle.

by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

slipper

they are what the rest of the world calls flip-flops which only white retarded haoles use. Come on, it just sounds reatarded!

I went to grab one slipper to slap that haole that called it a flip-flop

by ork-dork September 8, 2007

Slippery Dolphin

The act of pulling out while doing doggie style, cumming into your open palm, and slapping your partner in the face.

Bro I pulled the slippery dolphin on Jennifer last night. Her face was red and swollen for hours!

by BigDaddyD88 April 24, 2015

Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 23, 2004