To cut the bottom off a Cylindrical tube and insert it vaginally so that people can see, hence the name screening
Person 1: What're you doing?
Person 2: Just some casual screening.
Person 1: BUT WHY AT MEEMAW'S FUNERAL!?!?
Person 2: Just some casual screening.
Person 1: BUT WHY AT MEEMAW'S FUNERAL!?!?
by VOTEDOBAMA December 5, 2024
Get the Screeningmug. by LimeyIsCrazy July 10, 2017
Get the Nordic Screensmug. Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.
Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.
"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
by Kap'in M September 17, 2022
Get the Screen Jockeymug. In this phenomenon, there are always countless other people with way more screen time than the amount of screen time you're able to have. It's because the country with world's highest screen time (Indonesia, 6.05 hours per day) is also the 4th most populous country in the world, housing 270 millions of inhabitants.
Every time I check my screen time stats, I feel the pressure of the screen time rivalry, especially knowing Indonesia has the highest average at over 6 hours a day!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
Get the screen time rivalrymug. by livemusic02 November 9, 2022
Get the Screen-shootmug. The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the screen time conventionsmug. by 😹😹🧩👩🦳 June 12, 2021
Get the screen delaymug.