Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.

He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.

Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot!

Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!

Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?

Girl 2: ....no.

by Kaffro March 30, 2010

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Robert Green

Background: Robert Green is known infamously as the goalie who let up the softest goal from USA player Clint Dempsey in the World Cup.

Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.

Dude 1: Hey how was your game?

Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!

by The Greenback June 21, 2010

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Paso Robles

A city located in the SLO County section of the Salinas Valley. The second most populous city in SLO County, with a very large amount of small towns and villages entirely relying on Paso Robles. With one of the most striking examples of a wealth gap, the city looks mostly like suburbs, ghettos, and projects but somehow they managed to make it all 3 at once. The culture is an odd mixture of the general central coast culture, rural Californian, rich rural Californian, and Mexican. You can tell how much someone hates the city based on their usage of "white trash" and "wetback". The Downtown area is very different than the rest of the city and is one of the few areas you'll feel safe walking around at night. The homeless are generally nice people and you can make friends with them using an initial offer of reds or a beer. The gangs aren't violent generally, with shootings only happening once a week at most, you only have to look out for Vagos MC, but you'll always have to look out if you own a food truck for whatever reason. Most people do drugs there, especially weed and alcohol, but also shrooms. Benzos, Opioids, Amphetamines, and Dextromethorphan are also abused. Overall I'd say the city is pretty decent with nice people.

A: Is the fair at Paso Robles any good?
B: It's decent but I went there on shrooms once foo and it was TIGHT!

by dextromethorphan November 21, 2021

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Robbelution

N. Social Movement founded in 2005 by an incredibly gaunt, yet wily leader, this new movement called for radical changes in student life such as total and complete dedication to schoolwork. It also spearheaded the abolishing of any and all social interactions that might hamper the course of such said dedication. It was through this method that he hoped all students would enjoy academic success.

However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church

After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.

However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.

It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.

"Join the Robbelution or perish!"

by Justafa Boc April 30, 2006

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