Roblem

When you have an IT issue that you are unable to solve a Rob can come and solve it. Often involves Linux, obscure shell commands and a strange affinity with pot noodles.

Tom: Crap, PC is borked, no idea whats wrong.
Jon: Think you have a Roblem.

by Chroniclard May 26, 2018

roblem

a problem with a person named rob.

"Crazy Jew Mimi has lots of roblems."

by dodge saggat January 28, 2008

Roblem

When a customer in retail comes in with a problem that the boss called Rob has created, the staff can't fix or be bothered to fix because it was a stupid problem

"Fuck me, that's sounds like a complete fucking Roblem"
"Rob did that job and it's fucked so now it's been deemed a Roblem"

by roblemnonsolver June 5, 2020

Roblem

A person with the name Rob that creates a personal or work problem due to the inability to perform tasks correctly.

Rob did not submit the correct form, so now we have a big roblem.

by Ster420 January 25, 2023

Roblem

When an issue persists, but remains ignored by the responsible party, who is named Robert, it becomes a roblem.

Man that stockroom is a mess, it's become a real roblem!

by Bernard Excalibur March 4, 2025

Roblem

An issue that falls outside one’s scope and must be addressed by the designated Rob to enable progress.

"I can’t finalize this without the missing data, it's a roblem."

by classicroblem March 25, 2026

Robvember

November 2009: When Robert Pattinson and his New Moon co-stars seemingly take over every fricking social media source and magazine cover in the world.

M: Oh my god, Robvember has me exhausted already!

Y: Yeah, hopefully I don't die of robgasms before the movie comes out...

by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009