belly ring

Something that fat chicks should NEVER have.

Did you see the belly ring on that girl?

No, I was too preoccupied with the fact that she is a fatass.

belly ring by Nidamric December 14, 2008

wedding ring 

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.

It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.

wedding ring by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006

spiced ring

That feeling that ur ass-sphincter gets when it needs to release the shyte, RIGHT NOW.

Often coupled with hot-flushes and sweaty palms if u hold it.

In the worst cases of spiced ring, the slightest unexpected or jerky movement (eg: accelerating hard in a car, being suprised etc), can cause the ass-sphincter to involuntarily relax, resulting in the purging of the smelly, eggy, poo that was festering in the bowel into the undies of the victim.

He suddenly was overcome with a hot-flush, closely followed by the dreaded spiced ring. He knew he had to get that ass of his onto the pot, otherwise a very smelly and embarrasing result would surely ensue!

spiced ring by Champski October 6, 2006

(have) a ring to it

a name or phrase that sounds attractive to the ear of the listener, either because it rhymes or the first letters are the same, or it makes the subject of it feel better.

He had a record for robbery, so we named him Ronnie Ram Raider. It definitely (have) a ring to it.

'Our new doorbell will either be called an 'RDF1' or a 'Ring Ding Thing 1'.' 'Cool. Those names (have) a ring to them.'

(have) a ring to it by Paul's English August 26, 2008

Kobe ring

When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.

Matt cheated on Jenny but he gave her a Kobe ring so all is well.

Kobe ring by Leonardo J February 29, 2008

Wrangler Skoal Ring 

Often times, it's really a Copenhagen ring (smokeless tobacco). It's a round can containing tobacco that, with most men who dip, is kept in the left rear pocket of his Wranglers, Rustlers or Levis jeans. Cowboys and other blue collar types can often be seen with the outline of this can in his rear jeans pocket. With time, it wears a white ring on the pocket, hence... Skoal (or Cope) ring.

Rodeo cowboys, construction workers and oilfield workers can frequently be spotted with this "can outline" in the rear pocket of their jeans. The cardboard or plastic can will eventually wear a "ring" pattern on the jeans. The most frequent brand of jeans worn by a man with a Wrangler Skoal ring... Wranglers, of course!

Wrangler Skoal Ring by cowboydude June 14, 2006

Chili Ring Destruction 

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.

chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.

Chili Ring Destruction by dr fudge November 22, 2011