domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry
by john and the showerettes June 21, 2006
The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 03, 2013
"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"
by Logan October 05, 2003
When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).
Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*
by TheDarkJester69 April 25, 2016
a distigusting vagina also soemtimes known as mac n' cheese should not be traded for prime rib
a.k.a. - kaitlyn
a.k.a. - kaitlyn
by not chris turner November 23, 2007
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by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003