Quakemeister

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.

Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.

by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009

Quakeweight

Extra body weight put on in the long recovery period after the NZ earthquake.

"Andy, you've stacked on shit loads of lard recently, is that quakeweight mate?"

Andy: "Got no house, got no job. Watching my waistline is the least of my troubles"

by ThePork July 25, 2011

Quakebooking

the act of constantly updating your facebook status about aftershocks after an earthquake

stop Quakebooking we all felt it you retard! we dont need facebook to tell us!!

by thousymantis May 20, 2011

Quaceadilla

when you don't know if your ace or queer, so therefor you become a quacadilla

Girl: for my whole life I never felt like I fit in my whole life but I feel comfortable telling you guys that I identify as a Quaceadilla

Boy: a what?

Girl: thank you for supporting me

by the no October 19, 2016

QuanKai

gay

"im gay"
-Quankai

by quankaiisgay September 10, 2018

quaccy

when you're a duck and want to quacc

Duck: I want to quacc
Duck 2: Then your quaccy

by quaccy September 13, 2018

Quakers Hotpocket

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉

Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty

by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019