Definitions by CarmenTheStripper

East coast feast 

A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out

See also west coast wash

I met with this chick at the beach, we did an East coast feast

East coast feast by CarmenTheStripper August 7, 2022

West coast wash 

A sex position invented in English Bay which consists of holding a girl upside down so she can hand-stand in the Pacific ocean and squirts in your face while you eat her out

Yo bro do see that girl at the bar?
Yeah why?
She gave me the west coast wash last night

West coast wash by CarmenTheStripper August 7, 2022

The Disrespect 

This is a phrase to exclaim when a person is being overly disrespectful. If someone is being disrespectful, just say "the disrespect" and the God of karma will snatch them up and swallow them whole.

Katie: *smashes my phone*
Me: (shaking my head ) the disrespect...

The Disrespect by CarmenTheStripper March 25, 2019

4 knuckle feel good 

(Noun) Formal definition for fisting

"Hey dude, no homo, but could you give me a 4 knuckle feel good?"
"Do I know you?"

4 knuckle feel good by CarmenTheStripper March 15, 2019

Quakers Hotpocket 

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉

Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty

Quakers Hotpocket by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019