Planksten

Planksten(noun)is a group of Negros that butt fuck in jail.

Guard 1 says to Guard 2 what are those Planksten doing.

by AZ+RC February 26, 2005

Plank-dangler

A Christian. Follower of Christianity ie; dangling off a plank when being crucified.

My Colleague is a Plank-dangler. She is always quoting from the Bible.

by Foxfield May 4, 2009

Planking

An extreme young old sport in which a person lies outstretched on or beside an object. Correct form requires an expressionless face and arms pointed towards feet.

Jarrod: "I'm going to do some planking on that young old tree."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."

by Jarrod Benn June 11, 2011

planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".

I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.

by Karsciyin June 14, 2011

Planking

An activity that originated in Australia, which involves lying down in a straight horizontal position (like a plank of wood) in various, random and usually unexpected places.

Bob: Oi John, what should we do this weekend?
John: Dude, we should go on a planking spree!

by catherinex0x June 20, 2011

planking

The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.

Have you seen the picture of Josh planking the train tracks last night?

by Lionel Johnson III July 13, 2011

Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, on top of objects and photographing it. The more dangerous the plank, the better the planker you are.

James got arrested after planking on a police car. Dangerous plank.

Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.

I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!

by sevenfourone August 7, 2011