phone

A device used to entertain one person while completely destroying the mood of the situation in social situations

The party was great until Lisa pulled her phone out.

by Batmanmanman July 29, 2013

Phone sex

In рhоnе ѕеx, hеr imаginаtiоn iѕ frее tо mаkе thе ѕсеnе аѕ ѕеxу аѕ роѕѕiblе. Evеrуthing iѕ реrfесt in рhоnе ѕеx, bесаuѕе it iѕ аll imаginаtiоn. And thuѕ, рhоnе sex iѕ a vеrу роwеrful tооl. Phоnе ѕеx givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо tаlk dirtу tо уоur wоmаn. Bеѕt оf аll, it givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо mаkе rеаl thingѕ that уоu аnd hеr hаvе nоt yet dоnе. Get really good aat it by calling a pro at 1 800 LiveGirls. Then you'll have some real Phone Sex game.

Yo baby gimme some phone sex Please

by Hottiebettie January 6, 2016

Phone

Something I literally couldn't live without.

Mom: ur grounded for a month
Me:ok
Mom: I'm taking ur phone
Me: NOoooooooooooooo

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

Sail Phone

Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."

Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.

Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.

by emanlaerruoyesutnod February 9, 2014

phone buddy

Two people, usually a male and a female. They talk on the phone regularly and are good friends.

Ben and Michelle are phone buddies for life!

I love my phone buddy!

by not ben July 20, 2007