Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size

James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.

by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018

Fat nips

A girl that is wubby and looks like a burnt chicken nugget

My sister is a fat nips

by Jshzhzhz June 28, 2018

flappy nips

They are something that every 500 pound philipino man has.

YOU LOOK LIKE MY DADS FLAPPY NIPS

by #ufbiueghiuoeniuofe July 24, 2018

Micro Nips

Smaller than normal sized nipples usually resulting in someone commenting on how small their nipples are.

Have you seen Archie Andrews micro nips?!

by asshole25 August 11, 2018

Ms.Niles

a meatball, who has rocks in her hips

are those butt implants?
Nope Ms.Niles hips dont lie

by Ms.Niles May 31, 2018

Sugar Nips

Another way to say shit.

Sugar Nips. I forgot to take out the trash.

by Nik Nak Gaming December 16, 2018