Raul Mondesi

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.

*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."

by Perchant February 3, 2014

Mond

A slang term for vagina

Show es your mond

by Blondetwat January 2, 2020

Monday

The perfect day for a B.J

Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"

by Had to be done. August 2, 2011

monday morning

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare

Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!

by xalena September 23, 2006

mondance

a sad slow dance done carried out on a monday half hung over after a weekend of booze when you realise there is lots to be done at work.

Oh shit I have lots to do and its monday, perhaps a quick mondance will take my mind off things

by JGreen January 27, 2006

mondishabin

Usually has no particular meaning and is yelled by a man between the ages of 30-80 at various sporting events during a brief space of crowd silence in order expose one's frustration and sporting point-of-views.,for further meaning ask former socceroos dropkick, rednob, robbie slater for the full meaning of mondishabin

Aidan screamed "mondishabin" (MON-DIE-SHAR-BIN) at scott mclaren because he is a fuckwit

by ruddagar jones September 3, 2008