midget

someone who's small (shorter than you) and annoying

you're such a midget

oh midget (Can also be used as a nickname)

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

Midgeto

Annoying human being who looks like a dwarf. Seems to be nice at first but does mean jokes. Be careful he bites when he is feeling insecure.. sore loser.

Only positive side is that his little size allow you to bring it with you everywhere.

If you see a little man with a beard in the street looking creepily at you, this is so midgeto ! In that case the procedure of emergency is to call policia policia !!

by French muffin February 3, 2018

Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.

Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,

by The real God emperor May 14, 2018

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018

midgetini

An Italian midget

That midgetini makes great pizza's.

by Tzifouyed March 26, 2018

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018