microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

Microbiologist

A microbiologist is a respectable drunk who is capable of extreme violence and can drink a geologist under the table if they so choose to do so. They study the most helpful and the most dangerous creatures in the world. THE ONES YOU CANNOT SEE! They manipulate them into frankenstein like creatures which do our bidding (such as making beer and cheese)(and antrax) and protect you from the evils of disease and the discomfort of the common cold. In short they are the first line of defense in the war against 99.99% of bacteria. Collectively they come equipped with a stick up their arses... but on an individual basis they are drunken comrads up for a giggle. their lust for drink is only rivaled by their wanton desires.

But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...

Microbiologist's are the ultimate steaking team!!!,

by Microfantastic November 8, 2010

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microphone City

Also known as Dallas Texas cuz we got a buildin dat look like a microphone.

We keep it hood in Microphone City.

by octbodyrocka August 31, 2007

macromental

1) increasing rapidly by irregular degrees or additions.
2) A rapid or profound change
3) Thinking outside pre-existing norms
4) A vast and expansive amount

There was a macromental increased in Jeffrey's bank account after the windfall of his investments.

by jeteye May 2, 2009

McRolled

The so called Japanese version of Rick Rolled.
It contains various clips of japanese mcdonald commercials, showing an asian Ronald falling over a bench chair, dancing in a mirror, clapping hands, etc.
While he does these things it has been edited to be on repeat and also a tad bit creepy techno dance.
Its fun to watch and trip out on and also just feel like youre being subliminally told to eat mcdonalds.

Kid 1: Uh wtf kind of link did you just send me?
Kid 2: YOU JUST GOT MCROLLED!
Kid 1: What the hell...


Kid 1:Dude I just got Mcrolled!
Kid 2:Sweet lets go get some Mcdonalds!

by Mondlerxo February 8, 2009

microsoft works

A tawdry software program, usually bundled free by lower-end computer manufacturers, in an effort to keep their PC hardware prices low. Microsoft Works has become a byword for format incompatibilities and system crashes.

"Tarquin, I am sorry you can't do the MS Word homework that your teacher set you for school, but daddy went for the cheap option, hence you will have make do with this godawful Microsoft Works program. I am so sorry."

by Jason the monkey November 7, 2007