Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.

I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word

by youtookmyname June 15, 2008

matterize

Voicing a positive or negative opinion about a person, place or thing.

If you really feel strongly about your flight on Southwest Airlines, you should totally matterize it.

by conversition April 1, 2009

Matter-Of-Fact

1. Describing intense and unfathomable awesomeness embodied within a human being. See Samuel L. Jackson or Bruce Willis

2. Used in conjunction with a verb this word shows how intense and cool a look or action was.

1. 'Samuel L. Jackson is so Matter-of-Fact'

2. 'That guy had such a Matter-Of-Fact look on his face'

by ludakrys May 4, 2006

mattey

A beautiful girl with golden hair and big blue eyes. A few freckles littered on her nose and laughs a lot. She's been screwed over by her "best friend" and lives with her dad and stepmom. She may have one or two little siblings. And she's fun to be around and easy to become friends with.

Wow I love hanging around her she's such a mattey!

by Ieatkids4aliving February 9, 2017

matteus

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i hate matteus hes a fag

by amongus sussy balls September 29, 2022

shit matters

used when u don't give a fuck/shit/damn etc

mike: damn those chicas' hot but i ain't got balls to approach
mike jr: shit matters, homeboy we're drunk as fuck at friday night and got nuthing to lose anyway!

by finlandia duuuuude December 16, 2008

gray matter canidate

A person that you would like to beat until their gray matter is on the sidewalk.

The most beatiful woman decided that her husband's girlfriend would make the perfect gray matter canidate, so the most beautiful woman kicked her ass in the church parking lot.

by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010