Matei is Matt or Matthew in English translated from Romanian. Usually the name of a smoking hot Romanian with spiked hair, and usually very cocky. Great guy and very funny!
A word accidentally used by white members of the middle class upon attempting to converse with those of a lower social standing. Most commonly used when trying to hide one's privileged upbringing in order to integrate succesfully among male members in a labouring profession, arising as an unintended conjoining of two words used to confirm personal affinity between the aforementioned parties.
A woman with supremepower to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow
I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.
The act of tickling someone, but without the use of fingernails or doing it really fast.
Could be considered a gentle caress or teasing. Usually feels really good.
Josh: Hey, wanna get Matej-tickled?
Jane: What the hell is Matej-tickling?
Josh: ... good.~