Maternal Autocrat

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

Matej-tickling

The act of tickling someone, but without the use of fingernails or doing it really fast.
Could be considered a gentle caress or teasing. Usually feels really good.

Josh: Hey, wanna get Matej-tickled?
Jane: What the hell is Matej-tickling?
Josh: ... good.~

by LeBoiSquad October 13, 2020

Matei Gypsieson

A nice Romanian who is good at stealing and swimming when he swam I had a stroke

Wow Matei Gypsieson died

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

dad material

A boy or man who's very sexy or hot in a good way

Woah .... look at him he's dad material

by Kaylas194849291000 October 23, 2017

Bunker Material

A highly skilled and multifaceted woman who is so intelligent, she is deemed worthy of being your apocalyptic bunker partner.

That Alma chick has two Master degrees and a bunch of stock investments, she’s bunker material!

My girlfriend did my Ochem homework, cooked, and played video games with me - bunker material!!!

by SliceMaster69 March 17, 2020

Mateus

A super hottie. Normally a guy with that name gets lots of pussy.

His name is Mateus

by I.Molest.Children.With.Rae.Pis March 19, 2019

material thickness

(adj.) Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

by El Magico June 18, 2007