texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.

Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!

by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017

virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by anonymous May 10, 2023

Oakland face mask

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment

Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!

by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023

vaxxed n masked

When you are vaccinated and maskinated.

Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 30, 2022

Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets

You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!

by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017

Wright Your Mask

When your fighting fire and dont want your face burned.

Wright your mask Jones!!!

by DudeAdam March 25, 2011