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Cold Mountain 

1. a novel set in the Civil War that tells a story of undying devotion and pressing onward

2. proof that you can write an award-winning novel without knowing what in the world a quotation mark or a sentence fragment is
taken from the text: Inman ran down to the porch and looked up at Sara. He said, Warm your baby up and then build you a fire just as high as your head and put on a cauldron of water to boil. And then he jogged off down the road.
Cold Mountain by SuperSancho April 28, 2005

urban mountain biking 

very much like street BMX biking, but with a good quality, fullsize bicycle. urban mountain bikes have front-fork suspension and a hardtail, with a low-clearance top-tube and low seat. its an action sport with a small number of devoted practicioners who are recognizable by their deeply pocked, purple shins, tolerance, friendliness, maverick mentality, and sexy, athletic build.
-what is there to do in vancouver?
-go urban mountain biking!
urban mountain biking by akary January 30, 2006

brokeback mountain ass nigga 

This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.
John: Leave me alone!
Tyler: You a brokeback mountain as nigga!

Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!

brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit
I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!

Snowy Mountain 

When an uncircumcised male reaches the point of orgasm and quickly pulls his foreskin over the head of the penis, cumming inside the foreskin... then slowly pulling the foreskin down.... thus creating a snowy mountain.
Fuck.... pulled a snowy mountain in last nights wank sesh
Snowy Mountain by ImJoopi April 5, 2017

Rocky mountain spotted beaver 

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver