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Midget Chuck

is a greasy fat lonely heroin junkie, who thinks chat is real life, his social life is chat, begging anyone to call him, he tries so hard to fit in and be liked. he thinks everyone in chat is his family.
hi..i'm midget chuck i invented the iphone... midget chuck is a chat bum heroin junkie.. hi..i'm midget chuck will you be my friend?
by JunkieChuck June 29, 2018
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Midget

by Spinner1202 July 9, 2018
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midgetism

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism
zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”
by daddy tayim July 28, 2018
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Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019
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Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.
Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,
by The real God emperor May 14, 2018
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midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018
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hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.
I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.
by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018
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