Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.

"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."

by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013

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Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018

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the majors

The MLB. The most competitive pro baseball league in the world

He's really good at baseball. He's in the majors.

by 1jack1 May 26, 2018

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St Brides Major

Little country bumpkin village a few hours from cardiff. renouned for it's little thatched cottages and victorian atmosphere. Very quiet and relaxing place to live with the majority of the population being at least 80. Local hangouts include spa and the fox and hounds (the only pub for miles around)

why don't we go away for a country retreat for the weekend. lets go to st brides major

by countryfolk1 March 21, 2010

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Side quest major

A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.

"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"

"Nah man i got a paper to write."

"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"

" Damn u right"

by nash man September 20, 2023

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