shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021

lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.

Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

Laptop Party

When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.

Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.

Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?

Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.

Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.

Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.

Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?

by Jim Khoury October 25, 2008

Laperle

to make plans to attend an event, down to the most finite detail with ZERO intention of EVER going to this event. Intentionally left hanging for someone else's self-amusement.

If you make plans with Dan and he never shows up you have been Laperled.

by friendnumbertwo March 4, 2010

Laptop jock

A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.

DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.

by papa payola July 17, 2011

lappin

an example of a cool person place or name.

hey nice phone
yeah its a lappin

by lululaplap September 21, 2011

laptop gun

an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed assult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent.

*very useful for shooting round corners*

after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up and simply threw the laptop gun round the corner...sweet juicy death was soon to follow. ^.^

by twilight being February 4, 2007