door knob nipples

a woman or man whos nipples are very similar is shape, texture and appearance to door nobs. ie. they are smallish at the base and then get a lot larger twards the end of the nipple. they appear swollen, as if people have tried to open something with them, like a knob.

"woaaah, check out the knob nipples on her!"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"

by kirk lizard 9 January 4, 2009

Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Knobbed

Shagged, Nailed or had sex with someone

Ben: Hey Terry
Terry: How the fuck do you know my name?
Ben: Haha, You knobbed Row's sister!
Terry: (Pause)... Oh shit.

by Kenish January 15, 2009

blue knob

a male who is tight with money, aka a tight fisted wanker.

Chris Wakelin

by robert iseard March 9, 2004

knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

by jonnypirate August 5, 2008

Knob Chedder

The lovley smelly "yellow" discharge that is at the end of a males penis due to the lack of attention to the beast during showering or bathing hours, orpossibly gained from baning a bird who has a vag the size of a taliban cave and has had a few other man members up there!

billy "doctor i appear to have yellow shit on my willy???"
doctor "billy my boy thats what we profesionals call knob chedder, have you been washing you penis or possibly been slipping it in the dirtyest of the dirty women?"
billy "..........possibily both....damn!"

by The one and only Bob Cheese December 21, 2008

Knob Turner

A song that makes you reach for the volume knop and turn it up real loud.

Man, that new Dwarves song really is one hell of a knob turner!

by merchboer August 27, 2012