The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R October 31, 2007
Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
by Sweatypie January 19, 2018
by Ass blaster 1000 November 14, 2017
A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -
Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers
Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers
by superbrighteyes April 13, 2012
It has the juice.
by Waspunderyourbed September 18, 2022
Located near Williamsport Pennsylvania. Bake Oven Knob is one of the more popular look outs off of the Appalachain Trail. It is highly rocky but it has become quite popular for people who live in the area as well as hikers that are hiking a large part of the trail.
by Krista Yob October 24, 2007
by Psycho August 11, 2004