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joseph jonas

sexy male
lead singer of the wonderful band, Jonas Brothers.
also known as Danger.
you can never say no to this man.
by you know who i am :D October 17, 2008
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Joseph Smith (v)

An American prophet of God. Joseph Smith sought to know which of all churches was true, and following an examination of religions of the day, determined to ask God. In the spring of 1820, Joseph went into a grove of trees to ask for an answer. God the Father and Jesus Christ appeared to the young man and called him to a great work.

Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon, ancient Scripture that testifies of Jesus Christ and His visit to the Americas.

According to revelation and instruction from God, Joseph Smith founded the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on 6 April 1830.

The Lord told Joseph that his name would be had for good and evil throughout the generations, and ever it has been. While many insult this Prophet, the Church he started grew from 6 members in 1830 to over 12 million in 2005.

Joseph Smith was an honorable man who sought all his life to fulfill God's work and will on earth. Finally, Joseph gave his life in testament to the work when an angry, evil, jealous mob martyrd him in Carthage, Illinois in June 1843. Joseph was being held on false and spurious charges and under the alleged protection of the State of Illinois and the Governor when the mob murdered him in cold blood, together with his brother Hyrum.
Joseph Smith, the Prophet and Seer of the Lord, has done more, save Jesus only, for the salvation of men in this world, than any other man that ever lived in it. In the short space of twenty years, he has brought forth the Book of Mormon, which he translated by the gift and power of God, and has been the means of publishing it on two continents; has sent the fulness of the everlasting gospel, which it contained, to the four quarters of the earth; has brought forth the revelations and commandments which compose this book of Doctrine and Covenants, and many other wise documents and instructions for the benefit of the children of men; gathered many thousands of the Latter-day Saints, founded a great city, and left a fame and name that cannot be slain. He lived great, and he died great in the eyes of God and his people; and like most of the Lord's anointed in ancient times, has sealed his mission and his works with his own blood; and so has his brother Hyrum.
by Jay April 19, 2005
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Joseph Vijay

He Is Tamil Actor Has Good Fan Following But His Fans Spoiling His Name By Degrading Other Acotrs And Running Online Mafia Team.
Hey joseph vijay we dmkians will use you and your fans for our Political purpose.
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Saint Josephs College, Hunters Hill

Possibly one of the most hated GPS schools, along with Saint Ignatius, Shore, Grammar, High and Newington. They are a bunch of wannabe mad dogs, but fail. They have been known to recruit a bunch of Aboriginals on rugby scholarships. Yer. GREAT WORK GUYS. Most of the other schools question the Joey's sexuality as well. Ok, they wear pink rugby jerseys, not friggen cerise. But cerise still sounds gay, so i dunno what they are whingeing about. Other interesting facts-
a male gappy is currently banging an employee(unspecified gender)
Saint Josephs College, Hunters hill at home, vs the MIGHTY TKS
Abo kid- wanna go me bah? i'll see you after da game!
White Fella- sure thing, bring all ya mates to you cocky little bastard.
later on
Abo kid- sorry bah, i gotta go now. maybe next time aye?
by Cameron fuckin Warnock August 25, 2009
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Sharlene & Joseph (aka S&J)

When you are boyfriend/girlfriend with the same person multiple times
Sarah: OHMIGAWD!!! I ttly have a Sharlene & Joseph (aka S&J) relationship! :(
by GDlover January 20, 2008
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Joseph Stalin

The Man Responsible for Bringing Peace and Prosperity to the people of the USSR, Defeating the Nazis, and being a Humble and Loving leader that is loved by tens of millions to this day.
Joseph Stalin, was a great Comrade.
by KGB Agent Sergei V. October 2, 2019
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Joseph

An annoying little shit that will never age passed 10 and will always be a virgin also a complete disappointment to their parents they often die of loneliness.
by AutisticWeeb September 15, 2016
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